You open VS Code at 9:17 a.m. You are already tired. You have 47 tabs, three failing tests, a product manager breathing down your neck, and the creeping realization that your life is just moving JSON around until you retire or the sun explodes.Programming, for all its intellectual prestige, is fundamentally an exercise in repeated micro-failures. You type. It breaks. You fix. It breaks again. The only feedback loop is red squiggles and stack traces. There is no applause. There is no “good job.” There is only the cold, judgmental silence of a machine that does not love you.This is psychological torture disguised as a career. In 2020, a Chinese indie developer who goes by @ezshine (real name: 大帥老猿, literal translation: “Handsome Old Monkey”) decided this was unacceptable.He took SaekiRaku’s original Rainbow Fart extension (which played fart sounds on keywords) and performed an act of pure, luminous alchemy: he replaced the farts with anime girls who are contractually obligated to love you.The result is in order of spiritual importance: Every time you type a keyword (“function”, “const”, “=>”, “async”, “return”, etc.), a cute anime girl appears on your screen and says something like:“Wow, your code is so elegant~ I’m blushing!” “You’re so smart, senpai! My heart is racing!” “This callback… it’s making me feel things (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)” She is fully animated via Live2D — breathing, blinking, ear twitching, the works. You can add unlimited custom voice packs. The community has already made:Yandere Dev Girlfriend (gets jealous when you open another project) Onee-san who calls you “little brother” and praises your types Tsundere who pretends she doesn’t care but secretly loves your clean commits Actual Japanese VTubers who licensed their voices for this