My most heretical opinion as a New Yorker is probably that bagels are just a meh food category. Even when they're done at an elite level they're just like... fine. Good-ish. I might dream about a really good slice of pizza, but nobody ever dreams about a bagel.

This is the most cursed-but-accurate 2x2 matrix of the Manosphere I've ever seen

I'm going to start posting pictures and videos of normal, everyday stuff and saying "Liberal Americans are having fun and conservatives are FURIOUS"

Imagine the reaction from Republicans if Obama or Biden “opened up Alaska’s natural resources” to a foreign adversary like Putin.

These numbers blow my mind because what do you mean my show which is 100% self-produced-in-my-apartment is blowing actual Senators out of the water. Have some damn pride y'all, damn.

If I'm Janet Yellen I would shamelessly go full MAGA for the next year and say literally anything Trump wants to get appointed, because the alternative is like the Papa John's guy gets appointed and pegs the interest rate to the cost of a medium 2-topping pizza

Local politicians when you give them piles of hard data showing that building more housing lowers rents

I just learned that Pilates was named after a German guy named Mr. Pilates. Am I the only one who thought it was some mysterious Indian word or something? You're telling me if this guy had a different name all the bougie white women would be doing Schnitzelberg classes?

It makes me proud of the economics profession that Trump can't find a single normal economist to sell out and endorse his policies. He has to reach deep into the Bag O' Morons for every role with some crank who has no publications and makes mistakes an undergrad would laugh at.

Chuds believe that hot sorority girls are based, but once those same women graduate and get jobs they are in 'female day care' with 'fake email jobs' and thus a sign of the Decline of Western Civilization They're supposed to be hot in college but not actually use the degree