Everybody is very proud of you for clicking on the first LinkedIn link in your Google search, but that guy is not the sassy sub chucker, as a cursory look at the significant age difference between the two individuals shows. The trial attorney is in his 50’s. The hoagie hurler is 37. The trial attorney is an attorney. The baguette bomber is not an attorney. The trial attorney graduated from college in the early 1990’s. The grinder gunner is a Millennial. The trial attorney has worked at DOJ for 20 years or so. The prancing panini pitcher was hired at DOJ in 2022. Thank you for your attention to this matter!