how to spend crypto profits in ways that will actually make your life better: - throw away every one of your socks and boxers. buy brand new, all the same color/style. your drawers will never look so good. - get a coach for whatever hobby you care about - sports, chess, art, language, it doesn't matter. just pay someone to shortcut your own learning time - buy an in-home sauna if you have the space. it's ~$3,000, the same as a high end TV, and if you use it everyday its absolutely worth it - pay for a personal stylist to redo your wardrobe - upgrade your zoom setup - nice camera, nice lights, nice microphone. this will boost your perceived credibility more than you think - pay for your mom/dad/sibling to go on a fancy trip. pay for everything, including flights, hotels, food. it is the single thing that will make you feel like you made it, and the memory will last a lifetime. - get an inroom IV drip when you travel and watch your jetlag disappear (s/o @calilyliu) - pay for a 3 hour couple's massage. get the body scrub, it's better than you think. - buy a package for facials and get one every ~6 weeks - start getting haircuts every other week. nothing to make you feel fresh like a fresh cut. - only travel in nice cars. always get the expensive Uber/Grab/Careem. it will cost you ~$2k extra over the course of the year, but the feeling of luxury is worth much more (s/o @akshaybd) - get a personal chef to come a few days a week and meal prep for you - get an at-home massage every sunday - if you're balding, get a red light hair mask. proven to work, and better to start sooner rather than later - if you live near family/friends, pay a private chef to make a nice dinner for all of you once a month - get a personal assistant for shopping, travel, and general research tasks. if you're in dubai or india, @dxbcare is quite good and affordable - spend less time investing by giving your capital to professionals (liquid, venture, hedge funds, etc). make investing someone else's headache - buy your wife/girlfriend/mother a new watch instead of buying one for yourself - set aside a new wallet with a substantial amount of stables, yield farm on @jup_lend, and tell yourself that in 2 years you're going to give it to a family member - buy a really nice mattress and desk chair and watch your back problems disappear - send a gift (chocolates, cupcakes, etc) to your friends on their birthdays instead of just sending a text what else?